My Next Step Is A Nunnery

Hi Creepball. Guess what? You are creepy! You show up places you're not invited and then instead of talking to me yourself, you have your friend whom I don't even know come and grab my arm to talk to me about you. The first couple of minutes I was just staring at him trying to figure out who the hell he was talking about! You and I had one very short date (in which I paid for half) about a year ago! You call me even though I've made it clear that I don't want to date you. You call, you text, you call again. I don't answer, don't reply. I don't like to repeat myself. And yet, you keep calling. So along with being creepy, you're not that bright.

So stop. Bow out with grace. Before I have to send my brother after you.

And a little tip...if a girl goes on a date with you it's typically a good idea not to say (while drinking a stiff drink), "Yeah, I really shouldn't drink. I get really angry and hit things when I drink". Just sayin'... I mean, she'd figure it out eventually but you're not helping your case.

And to the rest of you jerks...I'm really in no mood. If you're not a complete narcissist, you're only looking to hook up or you have nothing at all to offer anyone. Actually, most of the time it's all of the above!

Just don't talk to me. Thanks. Got my eyes set anyway...