Let's Play A Game

My friend Gillian & I decided to play a game the other day. The rules? You must say "fuck" as much as possible and at every opportunity. Throughout the entire day we used the f-bomb 121 times. Pretty proud, not gonna lie. And yes, we're totally adults. Totally.
Ah...love my friends.

Saucy Side

Last night one of my cousin's friends wanted to crash our little slumber party. He's a dude and I don't really relish men's company at the moment for various reasons.

So she answered him with, "Sarah's not really big on penises right now."
His answering question, "What about big penises?"

Ha. Ha. Ha. Clever, clever. Hey, buddy, for the record it seems that the only penises that I do know are big ones. As in, big dicks. As in, you're a dickhead.

In case y'all can't tell...I'm in no mood. I will chew just about any guy up and spit him out. Which actually might make it really funny to take me out into public right now. The non-nice side of me wants to come out and play. Run for the hills, douchees. I'm comin' for you.

Shut Up, Jimmy

I warned y'all. Emo-ness all over the place! I'm actually not feeling all that emo at the moment but this song has always struck a chord with me and it's especially poignant at the moment. So...

Jimmy Eat World...23

I'm still drivin' away
and I'm sorry every day
I won't always love these selfish things
I won't always live not stoppin'

It was my turn to decide
I knew this was our time
No one else will have me like you do
No one else will have me only you

You'll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hopin' for?
I'm here, I'm now, I'm ready
Holdin' on tight
Don't give away the end
One thing that stays mine

Life always works out the way it's supposed, I know that. I think that's why I'm not in the depths of depression right now.  I have faith in "what will be, will be". We make the best choices we can and things work out accordingly. But...sometimes I wonder.

Yuck. Someone shut my sappy face up.