Saucy Side

Last night one of my cousin's friends wanted to crash our little slumber party. He's a dude and I don't really relish men's company at the moment for various reasons.

So she answered him with, "Sarah's not really big on penises right now."
His answering question, "What about big penises?"

Ha. Ha. Ha. Clever, clever. Hey, buddy, for the record it seems that the only penises that I do know are big ones. As in, big dicks. As in, you're a dickhead.

In case y'all can't tell...I'm in no mood. I will chew just about any guy up and spit him out. Which actually might make it really funny to take me out into public right now. The non-nice side of me wants to come out and play. Run for the hills, douchees. I'm comin' for you.