Just Call Us The Cleaver's

It's not really a holiday at the Ward's until someone is threatened with bodily harm. This is what I hear coming from the kitchen...

"I know what I forgot! A vegetable! Well, we're going to have to have canned- Jim! You know that drives me crazy! Pick a channel...or I'll shove that remote up your ass!"

Oh, mother. Thank you for making holidays memorable.

What's That Smell?

A little sage advice...

Generally, if a guy thinks he's "the shit" chances are... he's shit. Walk away.