So, my non-boyfriend (as I named him in the previous post about my mom commenting on his nipples. Oh, yes. She did.) purchased Men's Health magazine a few days ago. It has since been left sitting on my coffee table causing me a tad bit of discomfort.
Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself what in the world a men's magazine can possibly do to cause me discomfort. That's a good question. Let me explain.
I adore good cologne on a man. It just about makes my toes curl. If a guy is wearing a good cologne and I like him...ooooh, buddy. Self control just about goes out the window and my thoughts turn to that of a school girl who likes breaking the rules.
In this magazine that's sitting on my coffee table, there is a cologne sample for Acqua Di Gio by Armani. Oh. Dear. God. I can't get enough of it. Now, don't think that I'm just sitting on my couch with a cologne sample stuck up against my nose. No. I'm not that masochistic. Without even touching the magazine I keep getting random whiffs of it throughout the day.
And. It's. Killing. Me.
But I don't want to get rid of the magazine because it's a good kind of killing. Mmm.
Wow, I sound like a crack addict. Anyway, boys that I like, want to make wooing me extra easy? Go get yourself a bottle of that cologne. Remember... school girl. Skirt and all. Need I say more?
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