Normal for Exes, Right?

An exerpt from a conversation between my ex and myself....

L: You girls havin fun? Pillow fights and teenbeat magazine?
S: Whatever helps you sleep at night
L: Barbituates help me sleep at night. Hey, got any barbituates? Jesus was supposed to hook me up at the circus but he never showed...
S: Good thing for you, I know Jesus. He lives in L.A. though so you're out of luck
L: Can't trust hippies
S: Well, if you want barbituates then you're going to have to deal with hippies
L: You're such a downer, Easter Bunny
S: I never said I was the favorite of the holiday characters. Santa has got that one nailed so why even pretend to be happy?
L: Hey, if the tooth fairy can deal, so can you. Cowboy up, silly rabbit
S: No, and you can't make me
L: You're right. Not from the moon, I can't. But I'll be back, I forgot my keys
S: LOL, 10 points for the truly insane talk
L: Sweet, gonna spend it on candy
S: Make sure to brush your teeth afterward
L: No, it's stupid
S: You do it or you're never going to get another Easter basket
L: No-wa
S: Yes-ah
L: Know what's in those Easter baskets? Eiggs.
S: Ayggs (Because apparently that's how I say "eggs")
L: That's right. Trick question
S: Now I win 10 points
L: Don't use it all on heroin. Spread it around...get hookers too
S: Hookers first. Then the juice
L: No, the saying goes "ho's before smack, really wack. Smack before ho's, good to go"
S: If that's not a real saying it should be

So, that's a pretty normal conversation between the two of us. Normal? No. Funny as hell? Yes.