Hostile Iguana

Slacker. That's me. This past month has just flown by and I'm still kind of spinning. Anywho...I'm getting back to my rantings.

So, I'm down in L.A. this week and I'm having really bizarro dreams. Not like the-world-is-being-taken-over-by-an-alien-race-and-we-have-to-plot-our-survival kind of bizarre dream. Nope. More like it's a normal kind of day and I'm sitting in the non-boyfriend's bedroom talking to him when suddenly there is an iguana outside his sliding glass doors. And I freak out. "It's trying to get in!", I say. He looks at me with one eyebrow cocked like I'm crazy and asks, "So?". And in my head I know it's nothing to be scared of but I still really want him to do something about it.

I've never had an iguana in my dreams before so when I woke up this morning I looked it up. This is what the dream dictionary had to say:

Iguana
To see an iguana in your dream, represents harshness, cold-heartedness, fierceness, and inhuman poise. It is an indication of both hostility and unstoppable determination. The iguana may remind you of someone or some situation in your waking life that you find frightening yet awe inspiring.

Um. Hm. Strange enough but...yeah. I don't see the cold-heartedness or hostility but definitely am feeling both frightened and awe inspired.

Of course, it could also be that I just bought a Volkswagon Tiguan (Tiger + Iguana) and iguanas are on my brain.

I personally think the first explaination is more interesting so that's what I'm going with...