Day & Night

Oh boy. This year is starting out...complicated.

I have one man crying over his beer about the fact that I'll never have his babies (and that they'd be gorgeous babies!) and another telling me that I'm not bad-looking but is afraid he'll find something better then have to break my heart.

Okay, God, seriously. I got it. You can stop with the practical jokes now. I'm all for getting a few laughs at the expense of others but this is just a little over the top.