Happy, My Ass

Dear Always,

I don't know who in the hell does your marketing but I'm fairly sure it was a man. Your little quote, "Have a Happy Period", is complete and utter bull honkey. No woman, ever, has a happy period. It's not that we don't want a happy period but it's just not a possibility. Nothing about it is happy and every time I hear your commercial I want to throw things at my t.v.

So, just stop lying. We're not going to have a happy period if we buy your product and you're insulting our intelligence by insinuating that we will. My recommendation..."It sucks. We can help". Or, "Always + A Bottle of Wine + Chocolate = A Bearable Period".

Thank you for your time,

Sarah Ward