You know how they say "An eye for an eye"? Well, I think that it should also be fair to say "A boot for a boot". In other words, if you put a boot on my car I should be able to put a boot up your ass. Fair.
Ugh. See what I meant by Suckuarys?
I had five parking tickets. Big deal. Two for no front license plate and three for street cleaning. For that, I got a boot on my car. And because this dude was a dick, he added a little insult to injury by giving me a ticket for not turning my wheels correctly. He was even nice enough to leave me a handy dandy little diagram on how to park my car. Did you know that it's not enough to turn your wheels? Oh no. They must also be touching the curb. Three inches away? Not good enough, little missy. That'll be $50, thank you very much.
I think this calls for a little something called "rip-roaring drunk" and a box of something deliciously bad for me.
Roses and sunshine will be here soon, I'm sure. But for now...I'm going to go stick my head in a hole.
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