Sleeping-Not-So-Pretty

If you know me at all then you know that I am not a morning person. I just don't like them. Who made up the saying "The early bird gets the worm"? Because in my opinion the saying should go, "The early bird is a lame ass. The bird who gets up a little later probably has a life and is likely a much chirpier bird".

But seriously. I hate to admit it but if I'm not woken up in a very calm and quiet manner then my day is shot. At least for a few hours.

A few other random facts about my sleeping pattern:

• I can't sleep if my feet are hot
• I really can't sleep if my whole body is hot
• I used to have to sleep with a fan on...white noise is good, mmm kay?
• I can't go to sleep before 12am. Even if I have to be up at 6am everyday. Say it with me,"night". "owl".
• I take nightmares personally. That's because my nightmares usually involve someone I know & love doing something shitty. Or someone I know & love getting hurt. When I wake up I'm typically super pissed off for no good reason. It usually takes me a few hours to pinpoint exactly why I'm angry before I remember the nightmare. Weirdo, I know.

So why am I going on and on about my sleep? Because there was construction going on at 6:45 outside my window. 6:45 is ungodly. It's in the Bible, look it up. Construction at 6:45 makes me want to stomp outside, take the jackhammer or whatever in the hell is making that god-awful noise out of the nice little workers hand and say, "NO!". And then stomp back into my house.

Seriously. Why??? I will destroy you!