We Should Fight

A little peek into my day-to-day text convos with a certain mister...

Mister: You suck.
Sarah: Pretty sure I don't.
M: I can't believe you wouldn't let me watch The Blind Side.
S: How did I not let you watch The Blind Side?
M: Twice.
S: I just said that it'd make me cry. I didn't say we couldn't watch it.
M: I want to get in a fight with you over a movie.
S: Oh, we will.
M: I think we need that.
S: Why do we need to fight?
M: Because I read something.
S: What did it say?
M: It said people who get along well are boring.
S: We fight. We just get straight to the point.
M: I'm going to have to be so mad at you. (Knocks over a lamp). Bitch!
S: And I'm going to have to make enchiladas because I know you hate them.
M: I can make better enchiladas than you. How does that demean you?
S: It would except that I know you can't.
M: Do you want to make it a bet?
S: Yes. I do. What are your stakes?
M: I'll sleep with you.
S: You sleep with me all the time.
M: I'll be genuinely interested in your tits.
S: So you've never been genuinely interested in them before?
M: No.
S: Ouch.
M: Well, I can't remember.
S: That's answer enough.
M: But I'm also kidding. I've been curious about one of them.
S: Mister. You shouldn't kid about girls tits.
M: I feel like I just stepped into a big pile of shit. I don't know what I'm doing in this conversation. I feel like I got into a club with a fake id and the cops are busting the party. I'm scared because I don't know if this will affect my college enrollment but maybe the police will just stop at making me appear for a judge.
S: That's exactly what it's like. When will you learn?
M: I really think we should talk about your tits in person. Because all of this was fake. I faked it.
S: No one has ever said any of that to me, ever.
M: I think we need to talk about this on the phone.

This is the point where we had a phone conversation about my rack and how deep he dug the hole with each new comment. He's so lucky I'm not a normal girl and am able to read "just-trying-to-be-funny".

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the reasons why he's my favorite.