Bitch Slap

Oh, my family. I think both of my parents are getting funnier as they age. Not like they're-losing-their-minds-funny but...just, wow.

Talking to my mom today, for example:
Me: Yeah, I'm going to stop by Dad's cause he hasn't answered my phone calls. It's probably cause I didn't want the Buick
Mom: Yeah, go over there and bitch slap him!
Me: Mom!
Mom: Ohmygod, I can't believe I just said that!

This comes from the woman who frowns at me when I say "hell" and says "Sarah!" when I say "ass".
Maybe she is losing her mind. I kind of like it. Is that sick of me?