Los Angeles...I like you.

Top ten highlights from my trip to L.A.:

1. Losing the boys while out and about. Did they ditch us? Oh, no. They got arrested for jaywalking. And guess who had the keys to my car? And also guess who was the designated driver? Irony! Three hours later we figure out that the only possible place they could be is jail aaaaannnddd...we were right.

2. Ripping my favorite pair of jeans all the way up the front of my crotch (I hate that word, by the by). Awesome. However, Kelly and I turned the situation around. We came up with a marketing plan to sell these jeans. They could be the Mullet Jeans. Party in the front and business in the back! The 80's are back, right? I'm taking orders now...

3. Dim-dimmer, Batch and Faggot! (Note: Faggott was being yelled at only hot chicks. Nothing offensive. It's really amazing that this isn't why they were arrested.)

4. Sinus infection from hell

5. Driving circles around Disneyland whilst trying to find the parking lot. How many blondes does it take? Apparently, more than 3.

6. Jello shots from a plastic syringe. Not good.

7. Getty Museum and Santa Monica with the boy.

8. L.A. Kings hockey game. Not one fist fight! Can you believe it? I want my money back! Oh wait. Free tickets. Well, shoot.

9. "I can't find my pants", says a certain friend of mine. Sometimes Jameson makes it hard to find articles of clothing. It just happens, okay? Stop judging.

10. Finding that I actually kind of like the L.A. area. Uh-oh...

Now back to real life. Which may or may not include some plans for a change...