Brunette Arch-Nemesis

I realized the other night while in the bathroom at the local movie theatre that I don't like brunette girls. Some chick made a point to walk in front of me and then stood right in my walking path. It may have hit me a little harder than usual because, well, hormones are a bitch. But this chick was a bigger bitch than my hormones.

Then it dawned on me...all of my close friends are blondes. All the girls that I've ever had beef with have been brunettes. The slutty girls who hit on my boyfriend right in front of my face were brunettes, the chicks who are pains in the ass when you go out are usually brunettes, dirty look givers typically are brunettes....do you see a pattern here?

Now, this is just a general observation. I do have a few friends that are brunettes but I see them as the exception to the rule. Generally, if I meet a brunette I don't like her.

Not to worry though, girls who are brunettes! Don't be a bitch or a pain in the ass and have some consideration for others and we can probably be friends.

You may have to dye your hair, though. It's totally worth it.